It
was the 4th of June at International Stores
When you got caught walking out of those doors
The whole thing was kept hush - hush
'Til the news got to us
Who was it
Shoplifting
Who was it
Eh Ken?
Who was it
Shoplifting again !
Not the sort of thing you'd expect from him
Upstanding citizen commiting a sin
And what would happen if we said your name
You'd never be mascot to another England game
Who was it
Shoplifting
Who was it
Eh Ken?
Who was it
Shoplifting again !
Remember the 4th of June
Remember the 4th of June
When you went shoplifting